So the McDonalds by our apartment has been advertising on their sign for the new ‘Asian Salad’ recently and it got me thinking. There’s Asian Food, Soul Food, Latin, etc. Why isn’t their a classification of food called Caucasian? Which leads to the next most obvious question, what would that be? If McDonalds had a Caucasian salad what would be on it?
Here’s my recipe for an awesome McCasian Salad:
A Bed of Iceberg Lettuce
Wonder Bread - crumbled
Sliced hot dogs
Parmesan Cheese
Ketchup and Mayo
If you have a recipe you’d like to share throw it down in the comments.
I think I threw up inside my mouth.
Comment by Jen — June 28, 2006 @ 11:11 am
A bed of Iceberg lettuce
sliced baloney
Velveeta
french fries
jello
crumbled donuts
Ranch Dressing
Comment by firemonkey — June 29, 2006 @ 8:30 am
I think there should be a fast-food restaurant called “Nothing But Batter”.
The menu would include your choice of flavors:
Barbeque
Chicken
Beef
Original Lard
Cinnamon
Batter Strips
Batter on a Stick
Batter Balls
Batter Bites
12-foot Party Batter Loaf
Comment by Smee — June 30, 2006 @ 9:16 am